Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)
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Book Synopsis:
We admit it: Uncle John wasn't a great student. He'd rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It's full of fun facts and funny illustrations--all designed to make your teacher squirm. It's got the weird. It's got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .
- Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae
- Hunting for real hidden treasures
- The history of doughnuts
- How to make armpit farts
- Goofball students who grew up to be president
- Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true
Plus dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!
Lexile score: 1010L
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Are you tired of boring school books that put you to sleep? Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only is the answer to your prayers! Packed with exciting facts and hilarious illustrations, this book is designed to make your teacher squirm. Uncle John knows that learning can be fun, and he's here to prove it.
Get ready to dive into a world of weird and wacky information that will keep you entertained for hours. From icky eats like fried spiders and candy-coated larvae to hunting for hidden treasures, this book has it all. Discover the fascinating history of doughnuts and learn how to make armpit farts that will have your friends in stitches. Who knew learning could be so much fun?
But that's not all - Uncle John has also included stories about goofball students who grew up to be presidents and wrong facts your teacher thinks are true. You'll find dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and so much more! With a Lexile score of 1010L, this book is perfect for young readers who want to expand their knowledge while having a blast.
So what are you waiting for? Don't let boring school books dictate your learning journey. Grab a copy of Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only now and discover a whole new world of fun and fascinating facts that will make your teacher green with envy.
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